02 7 / 2023

piedude:

tahthetrickster:

jo3mm:

kipplekipple:

catgirlvoid:

catgirl-bimbo:

catgirldick:

sharkiethedork:

chongoblog:

2pacula:

c0rpseductor:

chongoblog:

hexea:

chongoblog:

Haters be like

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“It’s totally possible to make a path that goes through every door exactly once”

Idk if I did it right

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sorry!

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it’s true you can’t draw one continuous line that would do the trick. but if the kitty and bunny set out by going through the doors they’re marked beside and each walked the certain way their colored arrows show at the same time their “collective path” as a team would go through each door only once. The moral of the story is actually about friendship , and cooperation, because in this world there are tasks you can’t do on your own.

im just fucking with you i’m pretty sure this has no right answer

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i concocted a solution with a 100% mortality rate

Stop being so incredibly funny on my impossible puzzle post

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You can switch the tracks so the trolley will kill one person, or you can allow it to attempt the fruitless crusade of running over each person in the maze only once.

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all in a days work! *passes out*

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My indecisive butt, walking in and being faced with having to make a decision, immediately leaving

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oOoOoooo I’m a ghost!

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Fire

dude my house

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What I love about tumblr is when we see a logic problem meant to be frustrating and/or unsolvable, we almost reflexively try to destroy it.

This website’s userbase is a chimp chewing through a Chinese finger trap

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02 7 / 2023

were–ralph:

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screaming

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02 7 / 2023

smolsleepyfox:

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The bots are evolving

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30 6 / 2023

fairycosmos:

i hate nerves and anxiety. oh nooo i am scared of acting like a weird bitch to remedy this i will act like a weird bitch

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30 6 / 2023

harlequinchaos:

aropride:

i would have played pretend on the playground with all of u btw

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30 6 / 2023

wilbursoots-female-hysteria:

made a series of unfortunate events quiz to feed the brain worms. enjoy :]

ALSO i wanna know if these quizzes are actually accurate at all so tell me if im right in thr tags

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29 6 / 2023

froody:

Sherlock Holmes is kind. I have no idea where the modern perception of him being needlessly cruel came from. Watson tells us in words that he is a “human automaton” who “knows nothing of the softer emotions” and then pretty much every story has him defending the vulnerable, helping people who have no one else to help them, being gentle with those who need it, being so loyal and such a good friend to Watson when he’s vulnerable. I think he is a nice person at his core but his kindness is lost on neurotypical people.

I saw people being angry he was trying to be a good brother to Enola in the Enola Holmes movies movies and it’s like? He’s doing the bare minimum and you think he’s being so nice it’s out of character?

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28 6 / 2023

brightsunnydaysofcastamere:

annoyedlord:

loqui-mortuis:

chaos–themralds:

tmmyhug:

o/ <- person waving

o7 <- person saluting

ol <- person raising hand

o1 <- person scratching head

\o> <- person stretching

\o/ <- woohoo!

<o> <- EXTREME STRESS, LIKE “OH FUCK OH SHIT” STRESS

orz <- the person is on their hands and knees, on the floor, god what happened to them

OTL <- same, but we are now closer to them (mb softly pat their back or something)

or2 <- the person is still on their hands and knees but they’ve got a fat ass now

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28 6 / 2023

granadaholmesdaily:

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2.02 — Silver Blaze — (13/04/1988)
🔎 The Return of Sherlock Holmes

[Inspired by this post]

25 6 / 2023

25 6 / 2023

the-haiku-bot:
“trickster-archangel:
“musicalhell:
“eternal-dannation:
“jhenne-bean:
“ forlovefromfear:
“ diasporanpapi:
“ youthful-pills:
“ ichigo-hiyoko:
“ mintymaiden:
“ gildatheplant:
“Literally any other colour would’ve been a better choice...

the-haiku-bot:

trickster-archangel:

musicalhell:

eternal-dannation:

jhenne-bean:

forlovefromfear:

diasporanpapi:

youthful-pills:

ichigo-hiyoko:

mintymaiden:

gildatheplant:

Literally any other colour would’ve been a better choice guys.

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I’d like to point out that the colour red has more positive than negative meanings.

im sorry but this reply absolutely killed me

red can mean whatever the heck you want it to mean, that is never going to change that this straight up looks like they DRAGGED A BLOODY BODY ACROSS THE FUCKING FLOOR 😂

Hi fun fact, colors do have meaning and there is a legit thing called color theory. Red does has more positive connotations than negative like the @mintymaiden said. Red is associated with more love, lust, passion than blood and death just like the chart shows you but If you want, here’s a link for you to check it out yourself. Also, check out “The Designer’s Dictionary of Color” by Sean Adams. Have fun learning something


Xoxo


-Designer

I think y’all are missing the point here.

You can theorize to Nebraska and back but that doesn’t change my immediate reaction which is that someone is literally dragging a corpse around

I like that the presumption here is that “No One On Tumblr Has Heard of Color Theory, Let Me Explain in Depth” rather than simply acknowledging that the VISUAL EFFECTS of this particular color choice, applied in the manner it was, can still amount to “this is a hospital and that looks like blood”

like, color theory doesn’t exist in a vacuum. If your design of choice for Blood Red Paint is asymmetric splatters and sploches against the wall, or in this case, a snail trail on the hallway’s floor, an infographic won’t override the viewers’ instinct.

this post is the perfect summation of tumblr’s reading comprehension and critical thought abilities

Reblogging because there’s a lot of new people on here and you need some context for the jokes.

Help a newcomer, reblog Children’s Hospital Colour Theory

Help a newcomer,

reblog Children’s Hospital

Colour Theory

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

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25 6 / 2023

genderfluid-druid:
“[ID: A joke headline from Tabletop Inquirer that reads, “Rather than clean desk, hobbyist makes due with 6 square inches of workspace.” Below that is a photo of a painted miniature sitting on a workspace crowded with paints,...

genderfluid-druid:

[ID: A joke headline from Tabletop Inquirer that reads, “Rather than clean desk, hobbyist makes due with 6 square inches of workspace.” Below that is a photo of a painted miniature sitting on a workspace crowded with paints, brushes, super glue, a water cup, a pile of sprues, etc. End ID]

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25 6 / 2023

whatwwwwwww:

hogwild-ramgirl:

hogwild-ramgirl:

hogwild-ramgirl:

i think cis girls can have a packer as a treat

actually no make this a thing. itd probably be so good for making trans girls feel safe

im glad like at least 500 people can agree that gender affirming prosthetics shouldnt be exclusive to just trans people. honestly this goes for cis guys too feel free to get some breast forms. just dont be surprised if afterwards you decide you dont want to be a guy anymore

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25 6 / 2023

vaguelypersonshapedholeinawall:

No because like did Hobie ever say anything incorrect. Like you’re so right babe everything totally is a metaphor for capitalism

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25 6 / 2023

grargll:

bsideheart:

wetchickenbreast:

life tip: you can listen to a song on loop

but watch out

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